New Dog Breeds ...

• Collie + Lhasa Apso:  Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
• Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
• Pointer + Setter Poinsettera: traditional Christmas pet
• Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed
• Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog
• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors
• Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes
• Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly
• Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work
• Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end
• Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull: ... Oh, never mind